Sunday, November 27, 2011

MY LETTER TO THE GOVERNMENT




Hello Ms. Sebelius, Madam Secretary of the U.S. Department of Health & Human Services.


Protecting the health of Americans while providing them essential human services, must be a daunting task. So thanks for taking a minute of your time to read what follows:

For the past five years, I too have had a daunting task…trying to fight to feel well! I have been diagnosed with an autoimmune disease called Graves’ disease. Suffering from ANY autoimmune disease by itself is a tribulation; there is no cure, no one knows how it is acquired and there is much debate on the course of treatment. By adding a thyroid disorder to the mix you have a case of millions of Americans chronically sick, fighting to get better treatment.

The thyroid controls just about every cell in the body, when this gland goes off kilter, so does just about everything else. When the “everything else” in the body is not addressed it is very difficult to function. It is not addressed mainly because- MD’s don’t know how to address all the ailments associated with thyroid disease (I blame this on the various MD specialties at the present time) And/or the insurance companies are dictating to the MD’s that only treatment for the thyroid gland itself should be addressed when it comes to patient care. Here is a perfect example of what I am referring to:

A. After years with my Endocrinologist…I am still not feeling well so then I decide to…
B. Call my family doctor and have him run some other blood tests-just for my own peace of mind if nothing else. I told him I wanted my hormones checked, an antibody test, pituitary and adrenals
C. My doctor told me he could do the antibody test, but I must ask my OBGYN to do the hormone test…AND then instructed me to…
D. Go back to my Endo for the other tests…My endocrinologist is stuck in some kind of a tunnel because she will not do anything outside of treating my thyroid. UGGGGHHHHH! What is going on with healthcare? Shouldn’t the patient have a say??

It is simple math: Autoimmune disease (No one has a clue) + Thyroid disease (Myriad of untreated ailments) = sick, tired and frustrated patients.

Thousands of thyroid sufferers are forming support groups all over the social networking mediums venting and trying to get answers we desperately need from the medical community. It is so sad. My heart bleeds for them because I am in the same sinking ship.

I am in the process of writing a book (I also write a blog) about this phenomenon. I call this a phenomenon because there are supposedly 50 million AD sufferers(reported by the American Autoimmune Related Disease Association), yet we are all getting vastly different answers to our questions and treatment modalities across the country (even around the world).

The majority of us (medical community, insurance companies, patients and the like) are fuddling around in the dark, and I blame some of this on the government. Here is why:

When I began doing research for my book on AD’s and thyroid conditions (not cancer related this is a different category), I went to the CDC’s website to gain more knowledge on the two. Wow, did I find pretty much nothing! I then e-mailed the CDC and a wonderful gal helped me by sending my question regarding disease stats, prevalence, etc., She e-mailed my question to various survey depts.

When my answer came back, my jaw dropped. They gave me the stats I was looking for based on a question the government sends out every year. Here is the question used for the government’s sampling survey tool for a thyroid condition:

How long have you had a thyroid problem, Grave's disease or gout?

GOUT? What does gout have to do with Graves’ disease or the thyroid?

If this is a survey question that has been sent out by the government over the past ten years, how would this properly represent those with Grave’s disease, Hashimoto’s (another thyroid autoimmune disease) or folks who have gout for that matter?

I can tell you right now and I am no medical expert,but gout and graves disease have no business in the same sentence on a questionnaire.

After getting this news from the CDC, I had an epiphany as to why we as thyroid disease patients feel so mistreated, misinformed and misperceived. Perhaps, it is because we are misrepresented. We are lumped in with gout.

Sigh, I am afraid to admit it, but I bet me and my fellow thyroid ailers are the thyroid disease pioneers of today, someone has to bear the brunt I guess. I am sure there were diabetes’ pioneers and as I am writing this another ugly disease is rearing its ugly head. If so, please do not place it with gout on a survey. I am sure gout people want a question all their own.

Anyway please use this letter as an official plea to change your surveying practices for thyroid disease, get accurate numbers, and give us more information about autoimmune diseases. My hope in reaching out to the government at this level is that the information and education will trickle down to those who need it the most. Just like every pioneer, we have to start somewhere.

Please notify me and let me know how I can help in anyway. I will reach out to you again soon to see what progress has been made if I have not heard from you.

Sincerely

Carol Gray
Thyroid and Autoimmune Disease Advocate

AMERICANS - I urge all of you who are reading this blog please write to our government (Secretary to the Health Human Service E-mail is below). If all of us become thyroid advocates, instead of only a few, perhaps we can band together to get the care we so richly deserve!

Kathleen.Sebelius@hhs.gov

OTHER COUNTRIES– YOU CAN CONTACT THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION

info@who.int

Saturday, November 19, 2011

THIS WEEK'S THYROID NEWS!



I escaped!! My husband and son have me chained to a manual 1957 Adler Universal 200, large heavy duty typewriter. I miss my thyroid family so much, sob, that I snuck out for a bit to see what’s up?…HI!! How’s it going?

I also broke out to post SOMETHING on my blog this week.

Plus, I think the fresh air will do me some good and perhaps help with my writer’s block….UGH!

Welp, I’d better get back to it…In the meantime, gonna leave you with some thyroid news….(whispering) I better get back to my book...SSHHHH... here they come.

HYPERTHYROID INFO:

http://astawerks.net/five-significant-reasons-to-relieve-and-prevent-hyperthyroidism/

YOGA FOR THE THYROID

http://yogawithkalidasa.com/yoga-benefits/yoga-for-thyroid-and-weight-loss/

LOVE THIS SITE!

http://empoweradrenal.com/thyroid-conditions

THYROID CANCER NEWS

http://www.cancer8.com/thyroid-cancer/symptoms.html

THE SPORTS SECTION
LPGA GOLFER


http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/article.aspx?subjectid=224&articleid=20111113_224_B9_CUTLIN377636

Saturday, November 12, 2011

ON HIATUS





Hello All,

I am sorry to announce Crazy Thyroid Lady’s blog will be on hiatus during the month of November…

However, I do have another announcement that I hope you will find exciting!
I am in the process (several chapters in) of writing a book detailing the perpetual, exhausting and unpredictable thyroid roller coaster I’m on…Just the other day my husband and son gave me a good tongue lashing because they feel I am letting too many other things distract me from getting this book finished.

“Hey, I have thyroid disease…getting distracted is what I do…Yeesh!”

Sigh, anyway…they are right!

So, no more blogs for a while, OR DINNERS…do you hear that boys?! Just kidding, I will feed them, I guess.

I hope one day y’all will read my book…that’s if I am not too embarrassed to air my crazy dirty laundry…we’ll see…until then I’ll keep writing

Be well, my thyroid family

Love you

Crazy Thyroid Lady

Saturday, October 29, 2011

THYROID POETRY (THYROETRY)





It was a pink, pretty butterfly

Then a poisonous pill called RAI made you die

Or are you?...Really dead?

Did you transform into something else instead

Perhaps you are a vampire bat

Sucking my energy, making me fat

I WANT THIS VAMPIRE BAT REMOVED

I don’t want it anymore

Maybe I’ll call on Ozzy Osbourne

Till then, on October 31st be afraid of what you can’t see

Cuz lurking in the shadows just might be the scary, horrifying

CRAZY THYROID LADY



HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY PRETTIES...MUWAHHHHHH!

Saturday, October 22, 2011

I CAN HANDLE DA TRUTH!



Oh my goodness, I am in shock right now, just left my endocrinologist’s office. I had to race to my car and compose my blog RIGHT NOW!

I know I know I promised funny MD stories. However, right now I have just one MD story worth telling!

Let me preface by giving you an account of the relationship I have/had with my endocrinologist:

1. First date
2. Swept me off my feet with hope for a bright future
3. Marriage
4. Separation
5. Divorce
6. Argument
7. Settlement
8. Reconciliation


Reconciliation came after our tumultuous patient/MD relationship spanning almost five years.

This is truly a joyous occasion because when I divorced her, I am sure she stayed up many nights thinking about “that one patient who got away”. I showed her didn’t I?!!!!

But then, out of the kindness of my heart, I decided to give her one more chance. It’s just not good to hold grudges…Plus, ummm… I’m kind of cheap and the “rebound” MD did not bill insurance companies. His patients had to pay out of pocket…PLUS he was an hour away from my house.


I originally divorced my doc because she and I differed on my thyroid treatment plan.

On today’s visit, I told her what I needed and an argument ensued. It wasn’t Muhammad Ali vs. Joe Frazier, but, our voices resonated I’m sure. She finally agreed to do things my way (which is not all that medically unconventional …trust me!) Arrogance, rigidity and lawsuits get in the way of doing what’s best for the individual patient sometimes.

Anyway, THAT’S NOT THE EXCITING PART OF THIS STORY!!!

I finally heard these words from my MD:

“Look Carol, the only thing I am doing is treating your hypothyroidism. You are now hypothyroid because the radiation procedure I recommended you having years ago was given to in essence ‘kill’ your thyroid. I cannot not treat your autoimmune disease, because we currently do not have a cure. She went onto say, “For whatever reason, your body has a hard time adjusting to thyroid hormone replacement medications.”

These are the words I’ve wanted to hear since day one, for as she spoke those words to me all I heard was: I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT I AM DOING, BUT I AM TRYING! This is all I’ve ever wanted to hear...Doc! Now, she and I can work collaboratively, feeling our way through the dark towards a common goal. Instead of me getting frustrated with her, thinking she is supposed to give me all the answers…she doesn’t know, she is after all…”practicing” medicine.


I feel so empowered now, akin to when I was a little girl and realized teachers were regular human beings; not some sort of deity. Professionals put one pant leg on at a time; they also have bad days, don’t have all the answers and on occasion are wrong.

Please pray that our wedded reunion will remain blissful. Besides, I can’t afford the other doctor. Who knows, with the extra money I’m saving maybe I can launch my clothing line for the “Chronically Ill.”





Next Week – No promises, because there is no tellin’ what the Crazy Thyroid Lady will get herself into!

Saturday, October 15, 2011

I WONDER IF DOROTHY COULD HAVE WEATHERED THIS STORM?



I interrupt this program to give you UGH…Auntie Em’ Auntie ‘Em. I don’t think I feel well anymore. A storm is a brewin’

I was all set to give you some of my funny MD office visit stories but a thyroid storm rolled through. Not a biggie just a tiny one. Not an ER-visit one…THANK GOD! I’ve already had two of those this year…one visit in particular, turned from an innocent trip to the “doc in the box” (Immediate Care) to the doc not liking my heart rhythm so she had an ambulance come take me to the hospital. HOW EMBARRASSING!!

What made the experience even worse is that the MD was foreign and when she called 911, dispatch thought she said 4-year old in cardiac arrest – instead of 40-year old. About eight big, burly paramedics and firemen came running in only to be disappointed…it was just little ole me. Boy, they were pissed! Then as they wheeled me out on the stretcher it took all I had NOT to be the jokester that I am (cuz after all I am crazy) and give all gawkers the “two thumbs up” signal. I had plenty of rubber neckers too because the location of this Immediate Care was situated right next to a Dairy Queen on a bright, hot, sunny, Friday evening.

Sigh, the life of a thyroid sufferer. It’s not boring that’s for sure!

One minute. You feel good, possibly…if you are lucky… even great and then the next day …BAM This sick feeling can come over you which could last anywhere from one day to three months. Stress IS THE MAIN CULPRIT for me and I am not talkin stub my pinkie toe stress either.

For those who don’t know the feeling, but have a loved one going through this… A Thyroid Storm usually includes:



Rapid Heart Rate - No, The thyroid sufferer doesn’t hate you. A racing heart makes him or her very irritable.

Nausea and Vomiting – No, the thyroid sufferer does not have an eating disorder (although their weight may fluctuate drastically at times) – he or she is just sick!

Tremors – No, the thyroid sufferer is not a drunk. He or she is shaking because of the abnormal thyroid hormone levels.

Extreme Fatigue – No, the thyroid sufferer is not lazy. He or she spent all their energy getting up, getting dressed and going to work. That is about all that is left in the tank!

Other symptoms can include: irregular heart rate, diarrhea, weakness, confusion/disorientation, fever and dehydration. Storms can be deadly, so take care!

This is about all I can write. Hopefully I will be back to my normal next week. Love you my brothers and sisters! We are in a Thyroid DYSFUNCTIONal family but I still love ya!


Until next week…I need to do what I do best in this condition….zzzzzzzzzzzzzz ZZZZZZZZZZ!

Saturday, October 8, 2011

KILL BUZZ!

Growing up in the U.S., getting a primary education means many many years of math, science and language arts. For me, math and science were icky. Language arts was my fav – a wonderful mix of literature and linguistics. As an adult (an adult with thyroid disease, therefore my memory is on the fritz), but I’m pretty sure understanding and knowing corporate buzz terms was not a part of the curriculum. And where, after all, do educators expect one to go after an education – THE CORPORATE WORLD!

We are not equipped people!

This is why I am hoping to get a law passed, banning banal Buzz terms and aimless Acronyms for us thyroid sufferers!

Just a little thyroid 101 (according to the crazy thyroid lady) – The brain and the thyroid are close co-workers……if the thyroid goes wonky, so does the brain. We cannot be expected to know and remember these terms!




We want you to KISS us…this is the only acronym that should be allowed…Keep It Simple...eh, stud... er sexy…shoot, I can’t remember…see what I mean?! OK, never mind...BAN THEM ALL!!!

I say, if this terminology and their meanings weren’t drummed into us growing up, then we should not be expected to know them ALL OF A SUDDEN as adults.


For example, I was in a board meeting with the CEO and others. We were reviewing an agenda she was going to send out to our business partners. I asked her what a particular word meant on the agenda. She said it meant”blah, blah.” “Blah Blah” was like the easiest word ever! Everyone knew “blah, blah”…It was as common as the word THE! Did she want to sound smarter? I don’t get it! So the whoooooollllllllleeeee entire time, I can’t concentrate on the rest of the meeting. I am not listening to a word anyone else is saying… because I am trying to figure out why she chose NOT to use the word blah, blah!

This is the reason I need an extra week of Paid Time Off.

Are you like me? Do you hate these terms – Ballpark, core values, end of the day, win-win, value-added….Seriously…UGH? It just leaves my brain in knots, picturing me and my co-workers playing baseball after work. After nine innings, we are victorious and win a valuable trophy. With these kinds of funny pictures in one’s head, why on earth would you want to like…pay attention to the CEO?

Sigh, unfortunately I am just not on the same page because I am too busy thinking outside the box.

Next week’s blog - asinine conversations I’ve had with doctors about my thyroid disease.