Showing posts with label POETRY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label POETRY. Show all posts

Saturday, February 15, 2014

THYROETRY - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL



This poem is dedicated to my hubby, love you honey!

Roses are red.

My thyroid is pink.

But it is not working.

That sure does stink.

Sending a shout out to my special Valentine.

Please understand I must be in bed by nine.

No wine, no chocolate…too many calories.

The weight will stay on for several centuries.

I love you my hubby, thanks for putting up with me.

Yours truly, The Crazy Thyroid Lady.

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Saturday, June 15, 2013

THE MUCH NEEDED...




THYROETRY

Why is it so wonderful now
I fought it staunchly as a child
But, back then, it took me away from my play
And now, I need it to get me through some days
Stress, sickness and strife…for just a few moments is out of my life
For a nap is not just a slumber
Its restoration of the soul, while under
Ahhhh...Now All is Perfect

Crazy Thyroid Lady

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Saturday, December 29, 2012

A NEW YEAR, A NEW NORMAL-THYROETRY




Another year is almost gone

Time for a new year, a rebirth, a dawn

The pain, the past…dust it all off

Leave it behind

Thyroid sufferers open your mind

To healing

To de-stressing

To nutrition

To exerise

You are embarking on a new normal

The limit…For you fellow thyroidian is in the skies


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Saturday, July 14, 2012

MORE THYROETRY VOLUME III FROM THE CRAZY THYROID LADY




It’s been so hot…how do I deal with the dog days of summer?

Barking with a vengeance, while my thyroid walks to the beat of a different drummer.

How do I cope with these record highs?

Fearing what will spark between my thighs.

With a wonky internal thermostat this situation is NOT ideal.

I take articles of clothing off, but there is nothing left to peel.

I will be a trooper and endure this if I must.

Even though, with each passing hour, minute, second…I may spontaneously combust.



Oh by the way, my thyroid brothers and sisters, my book is DONE. I’m working with a publisher now. We are in the early stages, but hopefully it will be out very soon!

Love ya

Crazy Thyroid Lady

Saturday, February 11, 2012

THYROETRY - VALENTINES SPECIAL



This poem is dedicated to my hubby, love you honey!

Roses are red.

My thyroid is pink.

But it is not working.

That sure does stink.

Sending a shout out to my special Valentine.

Please understand I must be in bed by nine.

No wine, no chocolate…too many calories.

The weight will stay on for several centuries.

I love you my hubby, thanks for putting up with me.

Yours truly, The Crazy Thyroid Lady.

Don't forget to get your copy of my thyroid book, Wow Your Mom Really is Crazy. Buy it on Amazon today.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

MORE THYROETRY- HAPPY NEW YEAR!!



It is almost the New Year

Thanks so much for having me here

On your computer each week with my blog

About the thyroid…a snippet, a prologue

To the book I am writing for 2012

Coming soon to your E-book shelf

I hope you will like what you read

From the Wild and Crazy Thyroid Lady

Here is a sneak peek at my book intro - Part 1...Look for Part 2 next week

Intro

It is estimated that 50 million Americans suffer from an autoimmune disease, rheumatoid arthritis, fibromyalgia, Crohn’s, lupus, etc., (aarda.org, 2011). Fifty million is roughly equivalent to the combined populations of California and Texas! Nearly 12 million Americans have a thyroid disease, Hashimoto, Graves, hypercalcemia, cancer, etc., (Harvard, 2011). I have both a thyroid and autoimmune disease. This is my journey from sanity to psychosis and now at comfortably crazy.

We moved into an upper-middle class neighborhood, filled with stay-at-home moms, green lawns, mischievous children and white-collar dads in their loosened ties. I was never really the kind of person to put on airs, but in this neighborhood, I tried to be a little more reserved. Upgrading from an apartment, to a tiny starter home, to our new place became essential. We had to keep moving into bigger dwellings because my son’s toys were taking over, his stuffed animals alone could populate the jungles of Africa. As we continued to expand, our living space wasn’t the only thing getting bigger: my physical and mental problems were as well.

As with most who suffer from thyroid autoimmune diseases, it can take an average of ten years with various ailments before finally achieving the correct diagnosis. This is because these kinds of diseases bring about many mental and physical conditions, finding it difficult to diagnose. It was during this time of figuring out what was wrong with me that I evolved into a Looney Tunes character, but kept everything behind closed doors of course. My neighbors had no idea. It was like “sucking in my gut” so to speak to the outside world, then letting it all hang out to my husband and son, Lucky them!

So there I was in my big-girl house with my big-girl mortgage trying to appear like I just another suburbanite. I spent time flowering, manicuring, hedging, trimming and watering; yard work is truly a full-time job, especially if perfection is the goal. Other pretentious residential activities included, tossing the ball with the neighborhood kiddos (including the brats) at the appropriate time of day: one half-hour before dinner or an hour after dinner. Waving, smiling those pearly whites to folks I most certainly could not pick out of a criminal line-up if my life depended on it.

“Oh, that’s one of my neighbors…really, are you sure officer?”


***

It was a gorgeous day in the neighborhood, opulent sunshine with the perfect amount of wind. I had all the windows open so I could feel the warm breeze coming into my house, an absolute idyllic Spring Cleaning day. I had achieved perfection on the outside of my home, it was time to clean the inside. The front door lay open to let the warm rays in, though the screen door remained closed to keep the bugs out. While diligently dusting the furniture, I heard his little voice say:


....TO BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK

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HAPPY NEW YEAR LOVE YA

FROM THE CRAZY THYROID LADY!

Saturday, October 29, 2011

THYROID POETRY (THYROETRY)





It was a pink, pretty butterfly

Then a poisonous pill called RAI made you die

Or are you?...Really dead?

Did you transform into something else instead

Perhaps you are a vampire bat

Sucking my energy, making me fat

I WANT THIS VAMPIRE BAT REMOVED

I don’t want it anymore

Maybe I’ll call on Ozzy Osbourne

Till then, on October 31st be afraid of what you can’t see

Cuz lurking in the shadows just might be the scary, horrifying

CRAZY THYROID LADY



HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY PRETTIES...MUWAHHHHHH!