Saturday, April 28, 2012

CHANGING SEASONS




Right now, as I am sitting here typing this blog, I am sick with a cold. I type, wipe my nose…type, wipe my nose. This synchronistic event is quite annoying.

Being sick is annoying. Grrr…I am really annoyed right now. I am annoyed because this particular malady I brought on myself.

I have an autoimmune disease, therefore, I MUST remember to take many things into consideration and make preparations to avoid infections. Especially during the changing of seasons which is when I am most vulnerable.

I don’t know about you, but the seasonal changes are very hard on this autoimmunee. Which is why I try to work extra hard to prepare, but occasionally I forget my affliction and do something stupid like Spring cleaning with harmful chemicals without wearing a mask. (type…wipe my nose)

I live in the Midwest. We have four seasons. I know this, so why do I act like it comes as a complete shock sometimes? I mean…I am a living creature…right? Shouldn’t I instinctively be prepared? Birds and Blue hairs go to great lengths (pun intended) to get ready for the cold months. Amphibians leave their winter homes where they migrate in pools for mating in the Spring. Leaves change their colors in the Fall...

Anyway, so there are the things I need to consider prior to the changes of each season and I sharing them with you:

WINTER – Stay in shape. I try to do more exercises that promote flexibility and movement. Wintertime is when I used to have severe aches and pains. When I incorporated yoga, more weight training and stretching during the winter the pain subsided. Hot baths are also good for the body during this time of year.

SPRING – Spring cleaning. I love Spring, and get anxious to open up the house and get things clean. The problem is, I have seasonal outdoor allergies, and I am highly sensitive to chemicals. Cleaning with chemicals, coupled with the fact that just about all the lawns outside in my neighborhood are treated with chemicals, is a recipe for an infection. I have to remember to purchase a heavy duty painter’s mask and use safe cleaning solutions during my cleaning craze. (OK, so maybe it is not an animal’s natural instinct to avoid harmful man-made chemicals…I don’t think God intended us to go around wearing masks…but sigh, this is the world we live in today). I don't care if they make me look like a crazed lunatic...

SUMMER – Get some vitamin D. This is our opportunity to “naturally” get something that most autoimmunees are deficient in. However, don’t overdo it, I know for me, I can get extremely ill if I am exposed to the sun for a prolonged period of time.

FALL–Fall is so pretty. I love the outdoors during this time, but I must realize the prevalent mold spores are my “kryptonite.” This is when I need to break out the heavy artillery! Fruits and Veggies. I must admit, sometimes I get too busy to prepare healthy fruits and veggies, but during the fall, I make it a point to consume more green!

Scientific studies have shown that seasonal changes can definitely shock and tax the immune system. Reading all of that scientific mumbo jumbo would certainly fall on deaf ears, because I listen to what my body says, and it tells me to eat healthy, avoid chemicals, take vitamins and stay in shape. All this will no doubt put a spring in my step.

Crazy Thyroid Lady

Sunday, April 22, 2012

THYROID TeeTeeR ToTTer



I’ve swayed back and forth on the thyroid see-saw, for many many years now. Hyper/Hypo/Hyper/Hypo…Shooo, I’m dizzy! But, one good thing has come out of this recreation; I am sooo in tune with my body.

For example:

FOOD

Hypo-Don’t have much of an appetite, during this time. Digesting food is a sloowwww process! I believe Thanksgiving’s turkey dinner is still in there (sorry, that was gross). This is what’s frustrating about hypo, you are eating the least amount of food in a group setting, yet may be the only one who will visibly wear those calories in a day or two.

Hyper-Can’t seem to get enough to eat. I try to stay away from the grocery stores during this time. I want sugar, sugar and more sugar. I supremely crave a Dairy Queen Waffle bowl, (dipped in chocolate) ice cream sundae. What is crazy is that ordinarily, I don’t care for ice cream much. I seriously can’t have sugar near me, or else it is just not a fair fight.

SKIN

Hyper-My nails begin growing out of control. This is usually the first thing I notice when I am getting to much thyroid medication because I type on a keyboard for a living. Clickety-clacking nails on a keyboard are worse than nails on a chalkboard in my opinion. My skin is as smooth as a baby, this is one big plus for hyper.

Hypo-Skin becomes sandpaper-like. I can douse my skin in baby oil, yet, still take off a layer of paint with my forearm.

EYES

Hyper-Watery eyes and snow vision (snow vision is - visual symptom where people see snow or television-like static in parts or the whole of their visual fields, especially against dark backgrounds. It is much like camera noise in low light conditions). My eyes also look like I am on crack-cocaine-very wide eyed.

Hypo–Eyes are fine, but just a little dry.

NEURO

Hyper–Bad mood, irritable, jump sky high in the air if someone comes up behind me. My nerves are shot. No patience. Caustic tongue.

Hypo-Much more pleasant to be around. Don’t have the caustic speech because my brain cannot think fast enough to keep up with most conversations.

**Too Hyper–Weepy, hateful and just a monster that the Boogey man would be afraid to pal around with.

**Too Hypo–Apathy. Don’t care much for anything really. Beyond depression. The actual Boogey man could jump out from my closet with a hatchet and I probably would not blink.

OTHER

Hyper-Constant foot tapping, Fatigue, joint pain, muscle weakness.
Hypo-Fatigue, forgetfulness

Consequently, the next time I visit my Endo, GP, Gyno, Cardio, Chiro, Ortho, ENT and Ophthalmologist with any new concerns. I will tell them to please understand something, don’t dismiss me because...

I KNOW MY BODY!

I want to hear from you! What have you noticed when you seem to be getting too much or not enough thyroid hormone?

Crazy Thyroid Lady

Saturday, April 7, 2012

MODERN MEDICINE




We can’t deny modern medicine has come a long way. However, many of us thyroid sufferers would say, “Not far enough!”

With that in mind, I’ve compiled some wacky treatments given to ailing patients by medical “professionals” throughout history, proving to you that there is light at the end of our struggle.

Common Cold

**In the early modern period cold sufferers were told not to bathe as it was believed that getting wet would worsen cold symptoms. (Ever heard of staying out of the rain if you have a cold) Also, in some European countries during this time, they believed forcing a cold sufferer to vomit was a good remedy to rid the body of the excess phlegm.

Wounds/Infected Areas

**The practice of leeching goes back to more than 2000 years ago and was used for the purpose of bloodletting. It was believed these parasitical worms could drink excess or “bad blood” in order to put the body back into balance, making the patient well again.
Leeching has made a comeback! MD’s are using them during certain surgical procedures, and not just any ol’ leech will do…nowadays, these medicinal bloodsuckers are bred specifically for therapeutic use. EEEEWWW to creepy crawlies!

Cataracts

**A technique called couching was used on cataract patients, a process whereby a curved needle is used to force the phlegm covering the eye through the nasal passages, so the patient could blow it out. The eye or eyes would then be covered with butter and bandaged. It is said that this practice is still going on in some parts of Africa; it is not a recommended treatment however, as it can cause blindness, and in some cases vision is only partially restored.

Headache

**Sixth century medieval Persian MD’s would shave the heads of their patients and then place a certain plant and vinegar mixture on their heads. Can you imagine how many shaved heads we would see walking around if this were the headache cure today?

Psychological Disorders

**In the late 19th century to early 20th century, lobotomies were performed to treat severe psychological disorders. A lobotomy is a surgical procedure where an incision is made in the brain to sever certain nerve tracts in the prefrontal cortex. Some who had undergone this procedure were left permanently impaired thus it gained a lot of controversy.

Female Abnormalities

**During a recent exam, my new gynecologist, who is about 100 years old (I think), explained to me that I have a retroverted uterus. He said in medical school he was taught that women who had this condition would never be able to have children. I aslo remember being told this many many years ago by another Gyno when I was a teenager. Luckily, I was one of those rebellious teens and did not believe it! My husband and I had a wonderfully healthy baby boy and conceived him on our very first try fourteen years ago.

Thyroid Disorders

**I may be making a strong statement here, but I believe the current standard treatments for thyroid patients aren’t too far off from those aforementioned wacky medical treatments... in particular, Radioactive Iodine treatment. This God-given gland is much too important to be destroyed. Finding ways to heal the thyroid without removing or damaging it, is what I hope and pray will happen in the future. Oh, how I can’t wait for the day to be able to write that blog post!

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!

CRAZY THYROID LADY